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The Effervescent Smoothie

Combining plotting and creativity can cause some human fireworks. The Scorpio born in a Monkey year will bear all the earmarks of the complex Scorpio nature. SHE will be crafty and enigmatic and harsh-tongued and strong. Yet SHE will seek to muffle those darker characteristics by pretending jauntiness and affecting a slightly silly attitude at times. Monkey and Scorpio can sometimes be - but only sometimes - allies. They are both tricky and ruseful. They are both capable of leadership. At other times, however, these two signs are at odds. Monkeys are sometimes deceitful but pretend they are only kidding around. Scorpio is hardly ever just fooling around. Scorpio means business. Monkeys are builders. Scorpios can be destroyers. Monkeys are zealous, Scorpios jealous. But never mind. these characters make exciting lovers. They are active in the extreme and cook up all manner of thrilling sexploits with their willing partners. Faithful? Don't count on it.

Famous Scorpio Monkeys - Louis Malle, Alaistair Cook, James Kilpatrick....

Good Compatibilities - Capricorn Rat...



SCORPIO

Your Best
Color is Scarlet
Flower is Rose
Fragrance is Musk
Tree is Redwood
Flavor is Darkest Chocolate
Birthstone is Topaz
Lucky number is 7
Your Favorite
Food is Steak (juicy)
Animal is Tiger
Drink is Bordeaux
Spice is Cayenne
Metal is Platinum
Herb is Cumin
Musical instrument is Violin Scorpio's element is water
Scorpio is a fixed sign
Scorpio is ruled by Mars (and Pluto)
Scorpio's motto is: "I create"


All Scorpios are born between October 24 and November 22

When they're being good (which is all too rare) Scorpios are dedicated, autonomous, magnetic, exciting, charming, witty, tender, loving, supportive, thrilling, magical, persuasive and strong.

When they are bad, Scorpios are simply horrid. By turns, they are cruel, sarcastic, selfish, greedy, vicious, vengeful, thoughtless, suspicious, sadistic, obsessive, ruthless, fanatical and nosy as hell.

I love Scorpios. Yes. They are are weird and mysterious and complex and sometimes really murky of mind. But at other times they are so witty and sharp-tongued and right-on-the-mark hilarious that well, I can't help myself. I find Scorpios irresistible.

That, cherished reader, is probably because I am, my own sweet self, a 100% card carrying bona fide Scorpio sun sign person. And because we Scorpios are so darned sure of how we feel about everything we see or touch or desire, I can be certain that when I meet up with a fellow Scorpio, we will either get along like two adjacent houses on fire or else we will hate each other on sight.

Scorpios don't understand middle ground, compromise, happy medium or moderation. With them, it's all or nothing. They love you to death and will squeeze the very life out of you unless and until you dedicate your soul to them forever after. Or else they simply hate your guts and will eat you alive for breakfast just because something about you bugs them. They are not really even too sure what that bothersome trait might be. But they feeeeel it and they can't stand you.

Scorpios are all about emotion. Not moody sadness emotion like Cancers. But rather dense, absorbing, reacting emotion. Scorpios intuit things with a unique intensity and cannot let go of their perpetual probing of people, ideas and even their most nightmarish anxieties until they have reached into every sticky cranny and ferreted out what they need to know.

Excellent long-term love relationships can be established with Scorpios. As they are all-or-nothing folks. When they give their "all", they marry and stay faithful to one partner their whole lives. But, if they are in the "nothing" phase, Scorpios can remain resolutely single and simply avoid the temptation to fall in love. Their reputation for being "sexy" is very real. So some less evolved Scorpios will spend a lifetime floating free in a sex-crazed world of their own design. Then, they can be either serially monogamous or, if playing the field, frankly rapacious.

Suitable partners for Scorpios ideally come from other water signs ( Cancer and Pisces). They get on well sexually with sensitive Taureans too. But they will mate with Capricorns whom they admire for their ambition and perseverance. I strongly advise Scorpios to elude Aries, Leos and/or Aquarians who, unless their birth charts jibe in other areas, will suffer under the rigors of Scorpio's sneaky wiles until death - sooner rather than later - really does them part. If you love a Scorpio, get ready to give up your cherished secrets, enter their mystical sphere and stay there forever. But, if you do dare to hold up under the strain of living with a Scorpio, prepare to experience the lustiest sex life you ever imagined possible. In bed, Scorpios wail! Thanks to their talent for digging out hidden information, Scorpios are talented for any and all kinds of metaphysical pursuits, detective work, journalism, creative writing, politics and spying. Do not ever require that a Scorpio perform routine, repetitive tasks. The Scorpio's brain is too complex to deal with the humdrum of sticking widgets in the same slot day after dutiful day. Sooner or later, he or she will start ruminating about the meaning of this or that widget to the future of the world and BAM! The whole production line will go down, causing enormous chaos and losses to both boss and fellow employees. Complicated jobs where Scorpio gets to work on his or her own are ideal - surgery, architecture, contracting, agenting, psychiatry, lawyering and archeology - to name a few.






MONKEYS

Monkeys are:
Reasonable, Faithful, Autonomous, Candid, Altruistic, Successful, Inventive, Co-operative, Loving, Intelligent, Individualistic and Entertaining.

But Monkeys can also be:
Hyperemotional, Capricious, Guileful, Self-indulgent, Immature, Insecure, Indifferent, Careless, Gullible, Petty and Meretricious.



You never miss a trick. Despite an undeniable tendency to cunning and chicanery, you rarely jump a red light or park in a handicap zone. Contradictory? Yes. Monkeys are astute and like to be in on everything. You catch on long before the punch line and only laugh when you're good and ready. If confronted by a seemingly impervious miasma of human complexity, you, nimble-spirited Monkey, will always find the means to restore order.

You are an invaluable aide-de-camp, employee and help-mate. Title, social position and racial differences mean nothing to you. You instinctively recognize that, no matter how high up you are seated, you will still only be sitting on your derrière.

You refuse to grow old. You will be first to leap on to the operating table for a face lift, nose job, hair transplant - or all three! The first and last phases of your life will pass smoothly. Just before age 40, you may experience a sudden loss or a major mid-life crisis. This sinking spell will pass after the age of forty-five.

My advice? Knowing when to bet and when to pass is the secret of winning at those games you so enjoy. Refine your sense of timing through careful, patient observation. You will live longer and better on less if you learn to save your precious energy (and your money) for the big stakes. In choosing a partner, treat yourself to a magnificent Dragon, a go-getting Rat or (if you're feeling serious) a solid citizen Ox. If I were you, I would never take up with people born in the years of the...





Er...LMAO! Most of it is true but it's just odd if you know what I mean. XD

The Homespun Powerhouse

A startling combination of home-loving and home-loving, if the Cancer/Cat didn't have to go out to make a living, he indeed might opt to never leave the comfort of his perfectly decorated, carefully appointed and cozily efficient house. To a Cancer born a Cat, the center of his universe is his hearth. If he has any enemies, they will only be able to really wound the Cancer/Cat where it hurts if they attack his epicenter - the home. This person is not a recluse. On the contrary. Once he gets to know you, Cancer/Cat is a veritable bundle of amiability and chitchat. He lights up when he sees you and talk about your favorite subjects -just to please you. Often, this person talks of things to come, dreams and future plans of castles (always castles or manor houses or mansions) in Spain or Normandy or in the lush green dank of Ireland. Faithful in relationships, the Cancer born Cat excels at love with a capital L. If you have the good fortune to sleep with on of these subtle sweeties you will not be surprised to discover...

Famous Cancer Cats - Neil Simon, Saul Bellow...

Good Compatibilities - Scorpio Goat...




CANCER

Your Best
Color is Blue
Flower is Moon flower
Fragrance is L'Heure Bleue <--- (what is that?)
Tree is Weeping Willow
Flavor is Strawberry <--- (mmm)
Birthstone is Ruby Pearl
Lucky number is 4

Your Favorite
Food is Home-cooked anything
Animal is Crab
Drink is Water
Spice is Salt
Metal is Gold <--- (If this means white gold, okay... after all, one of Cancer's colors is silver)
Herb is Basil
Musical instrument is Guitar
Cancer's element is Water
Cancer is a Cardinal sign
Cancer is ruled by the Moon
Cancer's Motto is: "I Feel"


All Cancerians are born between June 22 and July 23

When they are not in a funk, Cancers are imaginative, warmhearted, insightful, long suffering, caring, giving, affectionate, funny, generous and charming.

When they are out of sorts, Cancers become grasping, possessive, jealous, melancholy, remote, sullen, hypersensitive, irritable, sulky and caustic.

Everybody knows that Cancer people are moody. They may successfully conceal their touchy sensitivities behind a wall of sarcastic humor and hotshot accouterments such as luxury cars, highly-paid jobs, elegant surroundings, fancy friends and grand banquet-style entertaining, but sooner or later, if and when you get close enough to know the heart of a Cancer person, you will most certainly witness their perpetual struggle to stay out of the dumps.

Cancers are summer people. Born in late June and July, they crave sunlight and thrive in warm climates. I'd venture that half of the people who suffer from the SAD syndrome (Seasonal Affective Disorder - Winter depression caused by lack of light) might be Cancerians. People born in Cancer are too absorbent by half. The clanging brouhaha of the big bad world affects them profoundly. Noise causes them to shudder and shrink. Frank comments about their appearance or the way they speak can make them cringe, run away and hide for days or weeks. Cancers need time alone. Whether in repose or at work on a creative project, they require intermittent rumination periods. These retreats allow rampant (sometimes negative) thoughts to run free inside their heads and give them a break from the rigors of communication. In order to re-stoke their furnaces with psychic energy so essential for them to face the outside world, Cancerians need time alone. Lots of it.

The most crucial element of any Cancer's life is his or her home. Cancers usually settle in one place and work at the same job and will stay there for long years, working diligently to improve their position. Because they are not only sensitive, but capable as well, Cancers often become head honcho or honcho-ess in the field of their choice. It's not that Cancers are so ambitious for title or gain, but they enjoy making plenty of money in order to provide handsomely for their beloved families. Kids must be educated. The house must be built according to traditional methods with finest materials and excellent decor. Cancers favor prestige vehicles, antique furniture, paintings by old masters, family portraits framed in gold, four poster beds,up to the minute designer kitchens where hearty home-cooked meals are prepared en famille and well-appointed dining rooms where the whole gang gathers at meal time for nourishment and conversation. Cancers often keep pets and put patiently up with live-in mothers-in-law and aging relatives who might otherwise be relegated to rest homes.

Cancers, we already know, hang on to people in the same way they cling to old junk and accumulate obsolete goods. When they love someone, they assume that they own them. "My son, the doctor, my daughter, the prima ballerina, my wife the perfect householder and mother, my husband the ideal mate who never forgets to bring home the bacon." are common Cancerian remarks about cherished family members. In a Cancer-run home, everybody's welfare, past, present and future belongs to the chief who, by means of generosity, tender caring, strict discipline and example attaches his or her people to their roots.

Cancers make impressively conscientious employees, excellent parents and devoted spouses. They make diligent business executives, physicians, artists, writers, nurses, builders and home run business owners.

In love the Cancer person is long-suffering and devoted. Though not always in constant good humor and beset by bouts with depression, Cancers are generally responsible and responsive lovers. They are sensual, enjoy the safety of commitment and seek partners who are capable of sticking out the difficult periods in order to enjoy sharing the good times. Cancers should choose their mates among sense-attuned Taureans and Scorpios, Pisces and sometimes even Librans. Noisy Sagittarians and feisty action-packed Aries make them nervous. Leos want to take over their starring role in the family and Virgos tend to bore them. Capricorn will appeal to Cancer (opposites attract) when young, but as they mature, Cancers discover that Capricorn's ambitious goals and rigorous nature, clash with their own desire to keep the home fires burning at any cost. Cancer/Capricorn marriages often do not last.

One last note on dealing with Cancer people: If you notice your Cancer partner becoming grouchy and irritable, back off. Don't try to talk to them about it. Don't attempt to jolly them along or poke fun at their cranky remarks. Instead, use my brother George's Bo-Peep technique: "Leave them alone and they'll come home wagging their tails behind them". Dress your grumpy Cancers warmly and send them out for a long ride to some far away venue where they can be alone to think. Do not, I repeat, do not try to get them to "share" their sorrows with you. If you do, it will take them much longer to come home wagging their tails.

Pretty true!




CAT/RABBIT

Cat/Rabbits can be:

Sensitive, Tactful, Home-loving, Refined, Prudent, Discreet, Ambitious, Cultured, Well-mannered, Artistic, Considerate, Scholarly, Suave, Hospitable, Modest and Virtuous.

But Cat/Rabbits can also be:

Snobbish, Secretive, Pedantic, Complicated, Haughtily indifferent, Self-indulgent, Hypochondriacal, Punctilious, Judgemental, Self-righteous, Deceptive, Self-centred and Condescending.

Bahaa yes I can be snobby, lazy, "haughtily indifferent", condescending, and more at times...


You seek harmony. You are careful and practice discretion in all things. When you sense a conflict lurching your way, you skitter off and hide. Distinguished, diplomatic and well-mannered, you are also as nervous as a cat.

Culture and refinement comfort you. You don't hate money either - you know instinctively how to earn and keep your fortune without flash or flaunt. You favour traditional antique furnishings over slick chrome and glass contemporary. You're a soft-stepping go-getter: ambitious but never aggressive, strong but never rough.

Your brand of wisdom says that He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day. You are hypersensitive squeamish, even. You are a bit of a hypochondriac: an innocent hangnail on your big toe alarms you. Call an ambulance. Get me to the emergency room! Chronic illnesses migraine, asthma, hay-fever, lower back pain, warts, hives you're tried them all.

Buy yourself a big house in the country, then fill it with brilliant, well-behaved kids. You plan your life to run smoothly. And usually it does. But should sudden spontaneity fall out of the sky and events go awry, you freak out.

Take my advice. Lighten up. Not only on yourself, but more especially, on the rest of us. Choose a love partner from among gentle Goats, scrupulous Pigs or even loyal Dogs. Avoid taking up with...

Most of all that is pretty accurate. However, I'm close to being a Gemini- if I'd been born a few days earlier I would've been. Here's a couple of things from Gemini:

Of all the signs in the western zodiac, nobody is more vastly different than Gemini. People b0rn between May 22nd and June 21st are not "weird different" the way Aquarians can be. Nor are they the same kind of "different" as moody Cancers or sniping Scorpios. No. Geminis are their own kind of different - they are peculiarly diverse and multi-faceted.

Many astrologers tell us that because Gemini is a dual sign, we are at a disadvantage as we never know what to expect. One day our favorite Gemini is cheerful and the next day she's cranky and out of sorts. But isn't that then what we can expect? If we know that Gemini is uneven-tempered and as changeable as the seasons, we can thus anticipate that the average Gemini is going to have kaleidoscopic humors over which he or she has no control. It up to us to be on the lookout for the Gemini to shift gears mid speedway and learn to go with the Gemini's flow.

Also fairly true. Don't know if that's just being a girl or not, but whatever. I find it amusing that the favorite food of Geminis is fast food.

Found this, too, about Rabbits/Cats:

Young Rabbits are very sensitive children. They tend to let their emotions get the best of them and will cry with no remorse. At school, these children often get teased for being so sensitive and become branded crybabies by other boys and girls. Rabbit children are especially close to their mothers and maintain a wonderfully close relationship with them throughout their lives. They depend on their mothers for advice and support and will reciprocate when necessary. Rabbit children are desperate for stability and routine and require a sort of scheduling to do their best work. Like the adult Rabbit, Rabbit children are likely to be quite interested in the arts, particularly in music, a subject in which most Rabbit children thrive.

Interesting

Lmao, I'm gonna be doing nothing but this all day...

In chinese astrology...
'The Resilient Rooster'

Roosters are:
Forthright, Brave, Enthusiastic, Loyal, Hardworking, Tenacious, Resilient, Adventurous, Meticulous, Prompt, Astute, Well-dressed, Down-to-earth, Gregarious, Generous, Charming, Ebullient and Witty.

But Roosters can also be:
Cranky, Fussy, Vain, Self-involved, Egotistical, Zealous, Pretentious, Materialistic, Grabby, High-handed, Cynical, Mercurial, Self-absorbed and Quixotic.
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You are uncommonly resilient, born to bounce back. Even though your whole life is a roller-coaster ride, a crazy quilt of successes and setbacks, high times and low, trials, tribulations and other emotionally exhausting or gut-wrenching experiences, you remain an irrepressibly staunch and plucky spirit. No matter the degree of despair, you simply pick yourself up again. You emit enthusiasm rays. Your joy in experiencing new kicks is contagious. People clamour to hang out with you, to go to your places, see your sights, share your thrilling way of life.

You will frequently occupy positions of authority. You are naturally bossy and excel at setting a good example. You work very hard. Despite a sometimes cocky attitude, you cannot be accused of being either pushy or pedantic. You are a multi-talented, open-minded yet conservative person. You love adventure and travel to distant lands where even the doorknobs present a challenge.

Listen to this and heed my advice; you are too frank for your own good. Take pains to be less candid. Your blatancy can do you in. Blow your own horn if you will but try not to blow the whistle on yourself in the bargain. Remember, a Rooster in hot water is nothing more than chicken soup.

In love, you flip for elegance and class. Try courting a Snake. Or take up with a steady-as-you-go Ox. Tigers are all right too.

Whatever anyone says, I ain't no egotistical jackass. ;D

In Western astrology...

Libra.
September 24 - October 23

Your Best
Color is Rose
Flower is Daisy (loves me loves me not)
Fragrance is White Shoulders
Tree is Acacia
Flavor is White Chocolate
Birthstone is Opal
Lucky number is 11 Your Favorite
Food is Meat and Potatoes
Animal is Ram
Drink is White Wine
Spice is Cloves
Metal is Aluminum
Herb is Oregano
Musical instrument is Trombone Libra's element is Air
Libra is a Cardinal sign
Libra is ruled by Sweet Venus
Libra's Motto is: "I Equalize"


All Librans are born between September 24 and October 23

Libra always sounds like such an enticing sign. They are enchanting people. But some complain that Librans cannot make decisions. They can. Only it takes them longer. Before taking any plunge whatsoever, a Libran must consider all sides.

Librans are reputedly artistic, loving and calm. And on the outside, they are all of that. It is, however, stressful to be a Libra. From childhood to grave, Libra struggles to keep the peace, settle disputes and maintain an atmosphere of tranquility at all costs. This preoccupation with equanimity requires diligent, hard work. My Libra mother used to brush her jet black Irish hair back from her forehead, breathe a deep sigh and say, "Ah, but there is no rest for the weary." Libra is often weary - exhausted even - from endeavoring to keep his or her ship on an even keel.

So Librans deserve their reputation for harmony, diplomacy and balance. But don't think that said harmony comes easy to this species. Librans spend tons of mental energy ironing out conflicts and fending off dissension. This balancing act, a talent for which they are most famous, causes Librans much turmoil . The earnest desire to calm troubled waters is not merely a desire. It is a crying need.

Librans are born as "unbalanced" as the next guy (maybe more so) and yet they work constantly to maintain composure. In order to exist in a tranquil environment, this character often makes huge personal sacrifices, giving up cherished projects, abandoning dreams, telling white (and charcoal gray) lies and giving in to the wishes of others. Relationships that work and cook along in a spirit of goodwill and general loveliness are the Libra's primary goal in life. To fulfill this objective, the Libra must never let down his/her guard.

Librans live for beauty and crave the esthetic. Whether it's fine art, interior decorating, building a house or balancing the books, they attempt to create symmetry in every sphere. We grow in the company of Librans. They show us why we are mistaken when we take the wrong path or get a fixed idea into our heads and can't shake it out. Yet Libra never enters the fray, always tamps down the fire, tiptoes around the issues and helps us to move from one step to the next without force or brutality.

Paradoxically, Libra can be downright quarrelsome. If you say the sky is deep blue, they counter with "Not really. It's more of a mauve pink today." You tell them you are buying a silver gray SUV and they come back with, "Not many trendy people drive silver gray anymore. Silver gray is considered tacky." Your deep blue sky is too determinedly blue. Your silver gray SUV makes too much of a statement. So Libra counters with a penetratingly catty point, throws his two and a half cents in sideways and fully expects that you will argue back so that he or she can go into the balancing act. My advice? Do not go there. Sidewind right back, skirt the issue, forget about sharing that deep blue sky with Libra and buy whatever color SUV turns you on anyway.

To a contrary-minded Libra, ten o'clock is ten-o -three and summer is not all that summery this year and steak au poivre is not made with crushed black pepper but rather with gray peppercorns rolled in a linen napkin and pounded with a hammer. Librans have an answer for everything and you (their captive audience) must wait until their polarized thoughts have all been exposed before you can move ahead. Their goal? Balance.

You say black, they say white. You cry wolf, they cry rabbit. You "brush" your teeth. Librans "wash" theirs. It can be annoying as a mosquito bite to be subjected to this constant balancing. Black is black for pity's sake. But not when Libra is at work interjecting opposing ideas to yours so that you won't be tempted to express some even heavier notion of your own which might tip the scales too violently and upset the equilibrium of the moment.

Getting along with Libra is a real challenge. It requires much discussion and premeditated pussyfooting. Keeping the peace is their goal, but should you push too hard and threaten to upset that hard won tranquility with some sudden movement or untoward remark - watch out! Libra has an unexpected volcanic side which, when it rears its contentious head, requires others to back down, flee the premises or throw ice water on the Libra to settle them down. If you have ever watched a Libra scream at a spouse over where to place the vase of flowers that the unsuspecting spouse has just arranged, you know what I am getting at. Libra rages are rare - but they come out of desperation over something they perceive as upsetting to their inner balance.

How do Librans behave in love? Librans worship their loved ones with an utterly loyal devotion. They work so feverishly at relationship management that the beloved sometimes wants to scream, "Will you please get angry at me? Just this once. Fight with me. Please throw something across the room or punch your fist through the door." When openly challenged or attacked, Libra's emergency balancing light goes on. He or she remains as cool as marble, sits quietly down and waits until you have finished your tantrum. Then, your darling Libra will try to talk it through rationally and (again at all costs) restore peace and harmony. Whatever his point was, no matter how crucial the issue might be to his or her own reality, Libra prefers to take a back seat and wait. So if you are in love with one of these forever see-sawing people, learn how to bring up problems stealthily. Make no waves that you cannot ride all the way to the beach without a ripple.

As for Libra and career, Librans are largely gifted for artistic professions. Painting , sculpting, designing, choreography, music, writing poetry or prose, theater, cinema and all the rest of the "softer" vocations are suited to the Libran esthete. Of course Librans make excellent diplomats (they are always on two sides at once), landscape architects, behind-the-scenes entrepreneurs and, quite naturally, teachers and lawyers.

I'm an way too obsessive balancer, I get it.
You say black, I say white.

Lmao, I'm an enticing sign. I'm ruled by 'Sweet Venus'. Now, that either means the planet or the Goddess Of Love....
TAKE THAT MUMSY! I'm... wait, where is it? Ah, yes...
'Librans worship their loved ones with an utterly loyal devotion.'
I'm faithful.
I'm just not married. Ahem?

Ahaha, I have a volcanic side. Lmfao.

'The Zesty Independent.'

Rooster often lives a life full of chasms of despair followed by summits of felicity. And thank Zeus for Libra's sense of equilibrium. Libra lends poetry to the Rooster's cocky strictness and tickles his conservatism, even prodding it into the occasional flight of fancy. Also, Libra tempers the Rooster's tendency to overreact. For a Rooster, this person will be gentle and might even qualify as "calm." The Rooster brings energy and candor the laid back Libra creating a character with an unusual spunky charm. There is something almost liquid about the Libra/Rooster's gaze. He is deep-thinking and innovative and will likely maintain a lifelong love relationship. Plenty of spirit and laughter in the bedroom make this character an enticing lover partner, especially if you...

Famous Libra Roosters - Verdi, Yves Montand, William Faulkner...

Good Compatibilities - Acquarius Ox...

Lmao, my zodiac& chinese signs are kinda an oximoron...

Yearly prediction thing. This year ish apparently, the year of the Earth Rat...

Protect the savings you have worked so hard to store up. The Rat does not dislike you, but has little time this year to while away in your company. Cut back on extravagances. Stop thinking you can just blithely fly off any old where, spend a few days enjoying yourself in Paris or Marrakech or Bali and still be able to make those car payments. You Roosters are not very flexible and tend to crowd yourselves into a corner. If you're working, then the job becomes the only thing you can think about or do. You obsess, overwork and can burn out very quickly. Then, of course, you feel sorry for yourself and decide that you are owed a break. But once again, instead of just lying down and reading a fat novel for a couple of days at home, you must move about. So you jet off to just the place you fancy with just the right climate and the tastiest food and the best people. Then, as soon as you are there, you start shopping up all the money you earned whilst overworking and burning out. Is this beginning to sound like a pattern? Well, the Rat year is a good year for you Rooster people . . . but only if you break this madcap pattern of yours and espouse rest and relaxation in your own surroundings. Sit still for heaven's sake. Welcome the opportunities that waft your way. Of course, if you are never at home, you won't be there to receive them, will you? There are movements afoot in your career which can set certain things to rights that may have gone awry in the past. You want out of something. You have finished a portion of your existence in a job or a business or even in a relationship and you want to see that engagement come to an end. The currents in the work place are flowing in the direction you need right now. But if you keep fleeing the work place and ignoring those subtle changes, you may miss the boat. The changes may take a few months to hatch. So to distract yourself from the tedium you so fear, take breaks during the day. Go for a big walk. Get thee to the gym or to tai chi or yoga classes. Meditate. Take Pilates classes. And instead of squandering your hard-earned burnout cash on air travel and wine, put a bunch away in the bank and let it earn you some interest. The message? Slow down, kick back and thrive. Keep on racing breakneck willy nilly and you will live to rue the day.

Ahahahahahahahaha.

... I have more.

Clicketh.

Rooster
1993 23 Jan 1993 - 09 Feb 1994 (Water)
With Roosters, what you see is exactly what you get. There are no hidden depths to the Rooster's character: they are neither complicated nor profound, rather, they are very forthright and straightforward. The rooster likes to be noticed and flattered. They might dress a little flashily with this in mind, but in their heart, they are completely conservative.

Roosters always appear attractive and beautifully turned out. They are sociable and love to receive attention. Believe it or not, it is not an easy task to fool the Rooster. Their mind is cautious and skeptical, with this perceptive gift, Roosters make excellent trouble shooters, detectives, doctors, nurses and psychiatrists.

Roosters are always up, out and doing. You rarely see a relaxed rooster that sits quietly in the livingroom, doing nothing. They are also multitalented, and can become accomplished in many different ways.

All Roosters are extremely conscious about clothing and appearance. They may appear conservative but are obsessed with their look - they can spend hours standing in front of the mirrors and will not even wink when they spend a vast amount of money for a shirt or a dress. That doesn't mean they don't care about money, in fact, they love to compare prices and even if the bargain is only slightly cheaper, they will be satisfied.

Though sharp, practical and resourceful, the Rooster also likes to dream. And because they like to dream, they will disappoint the loved one, for the reality will never match up to the dreams they would like to share with them. Although they really are sincere about those dreams. Rooster make great hosts and adore entertaining.

The main virtue in the Rooster character is loyalty: they make devoted friends. They always keep their promises and are always true to their word. When Roosters love and admire someone, they will even catch the moon just to keep them happy.

Ahahahaha. Thats funny. I'm a dreamerrr..
don't give false impressions... too true. XD
Haha, I'm a WATER ROOSTERRR! Aparfently Libra is an Earth sign, so I'll put water and earth in... 0_o

Earth
People born under the Earth element are serious, logical and methodical. They also possess foresight and excellent deductive powers.

They are intelligent and objective and they know where best to direct their resources for the best possible results. With these qualities, they make good planners and administrators. They have the ability to optimise the use of resources and are wise and prudent in financial matters. This has a spill-over effect as they are equally good at handling their own money.

People of the Earth element like to keep things in perspective. They are conservative by nature and they rarely blow things out of proportion.

Their most common fault however, is that they are too governed by their own interests. They also lack imagination and have too secure an outlook of life. They must find it in themselves to be more adventurous in life.

Nevertheless, Earth people will impress others with their sound reasoning, reliability, discipline and steadiness.

Water
People born under the Water element have above average skills in interpersonal relations and persuasion. They communicate well and are able to wear away any opposition from others through their firm, constant but unobtrusive efforts.

They also have the capability to advance their ideas by influencing the thoughts of others. By nature, people born under the Water element are flexible, intuitive, diplomatic and unimposing.

They have an eye for spotting things that have potential. Once identified, Water element people are naturals at getting the project rolling.

Their flair lies in recognising and using the talents and resources at their fingertips. Fortunately, they never make others feel that they are being made used of. Water people tend to be too conciliatory and will look for the easiest way out.

At their worst, they can be inconstant and passive. They also tend to lean too much on others for support. If they want to be effective, they must be more persuasive and assertive. Only then, can they realise their dreams.

Hmmm...

Lol you guys, Lestia and I have decided that these people are offically stalkers/spies. XD

*shock* Lestia my daughter, you are faithful...ahhh well. This that I'm just posting will confirm the truth about me and my faithfulness, and it's true I guess. Haha!



Well, I got this from the next one...

Monkey : 04 Feb 1992 - 22 Jan 1993 (Water)

Monkeys are fun and loving persons who are always cheerful and energetic. They are very clever. Give a monkey a boring book to read and he'll turn it into a Musical. Better yet, he'll invite everyone to see it free! That's how talented, creative and generous monkeys usually are.

If you go to a party, you'll find Monkeys at the center of attention. Their charm and humour is the key to their popularity.

Sociable and diplomatic as they may appear, they can be deceptive sometimes - they hide their opinions of others beneath their friendliness. But they don't hide their emotion. You can probably tell how a monkey is feeling from miles away - they want everyone to know how happy or depressed they are.

Monkey people are very good at problem-solving. Wherever you are, whoever you may be, if you've got a problem pick up the phone and dial-a-Monkey. Monkeys know how to listen closely and work out solutions at the same time. And because Monkeys' curiosity, they usually have a great thirst for knowledge. Still they have few scruples - they could be unreasonable sometimes, and they have the ability to persuade themselves and everyone around them to believe that they are doing the right things.

Some say monkeys are self-centered, some say they are opportunistic, some say they are guileful, but monkeys couldn't care less - because they are also indifferent.

The monkey has a good chance of becoming famous or well-known. Whatever they do, their charm and luck will make them successful. As friends, Monkeys are both loyal and devoted, as lovers, they can be passionate and yet flighty - they can fall easily in love but will get tired of the relationship and look for another.

Most Monkeys have one fetish - FOOD. They are not pigs, they don't stuff themselves with food, instead, they just have this habit of eating snacks whenever they like, and wherever they like. And one last truth about monkey people is, they adore bananas. Go visit your monkey friend's kitchen, I bet you will find some bananas there.


Ah, yesh I love my FOOOOOOOOD OMG! That part is so true it's scary. XD But there ain't no bananas here, so nyaaaah.
And Scorpio is a water sign, so I'm perfectly fixed either way.



Water

People born under the Water element have above average skills in interpersonal relations and persuasion. They communicate well and are able to wear away any opposition from others through their firm, constant but unobtrusive efforts.

They also have the capability to advance their ideas by influencing the thoughts of others. By nature, people born under the Water element are flexible, intuitive, diplomatic and unimposing.
They have an eye for spotting things that have potential. Once identified, Water element people are naturals at getting the project rolling.

Their flair lies in recognising and using the talents and resources at their fingertips. Fortunately, they never make others feel that they are being made used of. Water people tend to be too conciliatory and will look for the easiest way out.

At their worst, they can be inconstant and passive. They also tend to lean too much on others for support. If they want to be effective, they must be more persuasive and assertive. Only then, can they realise their dreams.

Ahahahahaha......

I'm apparently a fire rabbit (29 January 1987 - 16 February 1988), but fire doesn't really fit me, except for the self-centered-ish qualities, being kind of clueless at times to what others are thinking. And being stubborn and set in my ways.

People born in the years of the Fire element are born-leaders. They are decisive and confident. They are also more aggressive and positive than other natives of their particular sign.

These individuals love adventure and innovation. They are constantly on the move and they like to explore new horizons.

They are true to their element and they usually attract others through their brilliance and warmth. Given to dynamic speech and action, the people ruled by the Fire element will try to dominate others with their originality and clever thinking.

They have all the requirements to be winners in life but they must be sympathetic to the views of others before taking action. The more Fire people try to achieve their goals by force, the more they will encounter obstacles. People of this element must keep a check on their emotions.

Their ambitions and forcefulness may amplify their selfishness and make them inconsiderate and impatient when they do not get what they want. It would be good for Fire persons to cultivate patience and compassion to curb their impulsive tendencies.

Cultivate patience? Haha yeah right. I'm not a patient person at all. Ok, so maybe there's more of myself in that element than I thought. I usually sit back and let other people take the lead, but I also have a take charge attitude at times, and have definite opinions about various topics. If I don't like something, I'll often comment on it, unless saying something will get me in trouble and/or ostracized.

And about rabbits:

The rabbit is one of the most delicate animals among all 12 animals. Rabbits are usually kind and sweet and of course, popular people. Nobody ignores them, for they are good company and know how to make the best of themselves.

A rabbit's home is always a beautiful one cause Rabbit people are famous for their artistic sense and good taste. They are also usually well-dressed. Go check out your Rabbit friend's closet, I bet you will find many expensive and beautiful clothing there. But even though they are popular and loved by their friends and family, rabbit people are also pessimistic. They are conservative and insecure, and that explains why most of the them don't like changes.

Calm as they are, it is not easy to provoke Rabbit people. They don't like to argue and enjoy quiet, peaceful lives. They are also sentimental and compassionate. Yes, and they cry easily too.

They can be moved by personal problems you share with them. Therefore, if you work as a salesman for a living, you will have much better luck with rabbit people - Nine out of Ten Rabbit people will definitely buy your products! Call them cautious or call them timid, rabbit people will undertake nothing before they have weighed the pros and cons from every angle. And that is probably why rabbit people are doing well in their work. And yet, unless they abandon their conservative nature, and become more aggressive, they will probably live a very normal, and average life.

They can be great partners in relationships. Romantic and sweet, faithful too, rabbit people never lack of suitors. Male rabbits are sometimes picky, and perhaps not a family man. And female rabbits should probably spend less time admiring themselves in front of the mirror and spend more time with friends.

Nothing there I didn't already know. And, if I could, I would definitely have a closet full of expensive and beautiful clothes, shoes, and jewelry/accessories. Oh yeah!